Simpsons - Homer's Makeup Gun Version 2

Homer:    Now, this next one's for the ladies.  How many times have you  gals been late for a high-powered business meeting, only to
         realize you're not wearing make-up?
Marge:    That's every woman's nightmare.

Homer:    That's why I invented this revolutionary make-up gun.  It's
         for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get
         ready.  Close your eyes, Marge.
         [Homer fires the make-up gun, which appears to be a shotgun
         with some containers of liquid attached, into Marge's face.
         After the cloud of dust vanishes, she ends up with way too
         much on]

Homer:    Now you're ready for a night on the town.  [holds up a  mirror]

Marge:    [gasps] Homer!  You've got it set on "whore".
Homer:    Okay, this time try to keep your nostrils closed.
         [Homer points the gun at her, but she pushes it away from her  face.  A vaguely face-shaped blotch of make-up stains the
         wall]
Homer:    Oh, look what you did.  Now I have to go get my cold-cream gun.
Lisa:     Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.
Homer:    Women will like what I tell them to like!

Thanks to duffzone for the images & snpp for the quotes.